drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via beelzeb00b)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Dear Santa for Christmas I want a blow job. Not like…from you but like from…well I mean you could if you had time I wouldn’t complain I suppo-it’s just you’re so busy and a blow job takes a lot of tttime just never,ind forget it idk

(via basketballsnorts)

weloveshortvideos:

That’s not how it goes.

Vine by Harmony Smith

(via basketballsnorts)

Danielle Haim  performs on Day 2 of Outside Lands Festival at Golden Gate Park on August 9, 2014 in San Francisco, California. 

(Source: daniellehaims, via basketballsnorts)

know-your-body:

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

…Somehow, I just started seriously doubting that there AREN’T any non-Earth lifeforms in the universe.

(Source: child-of-thecosmos)