i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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Dear Santa for Christmas I want a blow job. Not like…from you but like from…well I mean you could if you had time I wouldn’t complain I suppo-it’s just you’re so busy and a blow job takes a lot of tttime just never,ind forget it idk

(via basketballsnorts)


That’s not how it goes.

Vine by Harmony Smith

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Danielle Haim  performs on Day 2 of Outside Lands Festival at Golden Gate Park on August 9, 2014 in San Francisco, California. 

(Source: daniellehaims, via basketballsnorts)


Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

…Somehow, I just started seriously doubting that there AREN’T any non-Earth lifeforms in the universe.

(Source: child-of-thecosmos)